I am going to admit something, and it’s truly coming from the heart.  When I wrote my review of Iron Man 2 (Link Here) a while ago, it was a complete fabrication.  None of those things actually happened.  I saw the movie, I enjoyed it, although I never did get my haircut. Last night I [...]

I was talking to a husband and wife team. They were looking at a camera and we all agreed the price was three hundred dollars. After looking at it for a while the woman stopped mid sentence and cried out, “THIS CAMERA COSTS $1500!?!” I was immediately confused and still in shock that my ears [...]

I have Photoshop CS5 installed on my Macbook and I haven’t had the chance to use it yet. I thought about creating a nice graphic to go along with this post. But its far too stupid for a picture. A woman called me. After talking for a while I figured out she just had to [...]

Today I took a customers computer. After all the riff raff I had one simple question I needed answered and then we could both go our separate ways. I put this in the most simplest terms I could, “Does your computer have a password?” The man looked at me, he stared at me but I [...]

Right now I am burdened with a decision, and I don’t know how to decide. A woman came to me today with a broken Nintendo DS. Her touch screen wasn’t working. I had a look at it, and it definitely wasn’t working. The console is two months old so I told her I would send [...]

“Gday champ how ya garn? Is this phone locked to any particular network?” My reply. “No it’s not locked, and heres why. That actually an MP3 player.” Customer holds his tail between his legs. “Oh, I see.”

Have you read Lord of the Flies? In grade ten I told my teacher I read it, but really I rented the movie from my local Blockbuster. So imagine my surprise when he told us we would be watching the movie as a class. Not only did I not read the book, but I had [...]

I’ve recently started going to the bathroom at work so I can pretend to cry. I only pretend to cry because I think pooping is embarrassing. And I don’t like it when people know what I’m doing behind closed doors with my pants around my ankles. On one of my most recent trips to the [...]

Remember this guy? He came back in today. This time there were two things wrong with his computer. The first problem he told me, he had spyware and it caused a lot of popups on his computer, or as he put it, “A fuck load of windows come up ‘n’ shit!” Then his wife entered [...]

Today I woke up far too early than the natural man was intended to rise. It was about 9am. The only plan I’d had for the day was to get a haircut, but lately my insecurities about myself have left me not wanting anyone to cut my hair. Today marked the second occasion this month [...]

Today, I gave myself. Everything I had, I gave it to the vending machine. And it return, it conspired with gravity, and bent me over a cold steel rail, and fucked me. Vending machine. I gave you everything…. and you show me no love. I just want my happiness in a cold can. Like The [...]

A customer came into the store with the entire performance. It was like the circus was coming to town. He comes in with his computer, monitor, keyboard, mouse and printer. He even brought all his cables. The entire package was tangled up nicely in his trolley. He’d was quite clearly tired from the epic journey, [...]

So a woman was just astonished that her laptop, which is nine months old, has failed. “But it still has the plastic protector dealy on the screen!” She proclaimed. To which I replied, “If these plastic protector covers could stop a computer from failing I’m pretty sure EVERYTHING would be covered in them.”

A woman came to me a few weeks ago. Her laptop wasn’t turning on. She wasn’t sure if it was under warranty or whether she even bought it from us to begin with, but I had a quick look anyway. It wasn’t the power adapter, it was a fault inside her laptop and had to [...]

I was trying to sell a woman a digital camera. She seemed to have a fair idea of what she wanted as she had brought with her a list of models. Price didn’t seem to be a problem but she wouldn’t tell me what sort of features she was looking for other than HD Movie [...]