Category Archives: OMFG……..

Admitting your failure is the first step.

These are the security casings we use to secure high theft items. They need to be unlocked with a special unlocking key. The following picture is what it looks like when you try to get into one with a screw driver. The story. One of our salesmen sold a 16GB memory card to a customer [...]

Toolbar Happy…

Customer dropped of  PC for me to look at because their internet explorer wasn’t displaying pages and kept crashing. After loading IE at a whopping 280MB of system Ram I soon discovered why not only their PC stalled but why IE was crashing.

Tomtom Woes

Seriously, just had a customer get angry at me because his tomtom mount would not suction cap to his dashboard. After asking him what car he had, “Just a standard Holden” was what he replied. I proceeded to go outside to assist in suctioning his tomtom to find out he is using a carpeted dashboard [...]

Sleepy Monitor

Customer calls me up and is very angry, she just bought a brand new computer, its only hours old and her Video card is not putting out any visual, therefore her LCD moniter is going to sleep. i thought this was really weird also so i began to troubleshoot issues with her over the phone.  [...]

Playing chicken with a mouse

Plugging in a mouse is becoming a dangerous sport as shown with this brand new mouse. All I can say is that I have never seen a USB cable glow RED until now.

Frankenstein HDD

Customer came into store and asked if I could quote a Frankenstein HDD. Conffused as I was to the question, I asked him what one was as I was not familiar with this type of HDD setup. Customer then explained to me that he wanted to combine parts of 4 HDD’s together to make one [...]

House Cleaning

When owning a computer, house cleaning should be an essential part of your life, and your PC should not be used as a dust collector.

No fat chicks please.

Australia is slowly becoming the worlds fattest nation.  My advice, INVEST IN CHAIRS!

Dead pixels are real. They do exist. I have seen them.

Customer: My (brand name) laptop has a dead pixel and (brand name) don’t care that they potentially have a manufacturing problem. Technician: Well sir, if you feel that way then it is definitely something you should take up with (brand name). Customer: I have been walking around all sorts of different shops looking at televisions, [...]

302 threats found

Lets stay safe out there people……

No sir. That doesn’t work.

I think I just had a customer ask me if he could download the internet.

It helps to be near your PC

Had a phone call from a customer asking me why his printer was not working. I asked him what printer it is and the type of OS he is using. His response ” I dunno, I am at work and my computer is at home” I then had the task of trying to tell him I [...]

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