Today a woman told me she needs her GPS fixed on the spot because she runs a Dog Grooming Business. Maybe I’m losing my grip with reality, but i’m sure I remember a time when Dogs were groomed and GPS didnt even exist. There were well maintained Bichon Frise Poodles before Sputnik even circled the [...]

Found this inside a customers computer. I couldn’t find the rest of the body to go with that leg.  Presumably the customer already ate it.

I sent a customers camera away in January and was told by the repair agent it was going to take a few weeks to get the parts in. After a month of being given the runaround I asked to have the camera replaced. Request Denied.  Finally the parts arrived and they said it would be [...]

Yes sir, I’ve found the cause of your problem.  Spiders have nested on your Dial Up Modem. Id say they’ve been there since ’96.

Bogan, defn. A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west. You always get a good enough warning when a Bogan is about to enter the shop because their teeth enter about two [...]