Today I woke up far too early than the natural man was intended to rise. It was about 9am. The only plan I’d had for the day was to get a haircut, but lately my insecurities about myself have left me not wanting anyone to cut my hair. Today marked the second occasion this month [...]
Today, I gave myself. Everything I had, I gave it to the vending machine. And it return, it conspired with gravity, and bent me over a cold steel rail, and fucked me. Vending machine. I gave you everything…. and you show me no love. I just want my happiness in a cold can. Like The [...]
A customer came into the store with the entire performance. It was like the circus was coming to town. He comes in with his computer, monitor, keyboard, mouse and printer. He even brought all his cables. The entire package was tangled up nicely in his trolley. He’d was quite clearly tired from the epic journey, [...]
So a woman was just astonished that her laptop, which is nine months old, has failed. “But it still has the plastic protector dealy on the screen!” She proclaimed. To which I replied, “If these plastic protector covers could stop a computer from failing I’m pretty sure EVERYTHING would be covered in them.”
A woman came to me a few weeks ago. Her laptop wasn’t turning on. She wasn’t sure if it was under warranty or whether she even bought it from us to begin with, but I had a quick look anyway. It wasn’t the power adapter, it was a fault inside her laptop and had to [...]
I was trying to sell a woman a digital camera. She seemed to have a fair idea of what she wanted as she had brought with her a list of models. Price didn’t seem to be a problem but she wouldn’t tell me what sort of features she was looking for other than HD Movie [...]
A customer who bought a laptop a week ago is very upset because, somehow, the screen has become shattered and broken. It is her daughters laptop and of course her daughter swears it wasn’t dropped or stepped on. The customer asks, “As a technician, is there any way this screen could have broken without physical [...]
