Right now I am burdened with a decision, and I don’t know how to decide. A woman came to me today with a broken Nintendo DS. Her touch screen wasn’t working. I had a look at it, and it definitely wasn’t working. The console is two months old so I told her I would send [...]
“Gday champ how ya garn? Is this phone locked to any particular network?” My reply. “No it’s not locked, and heres why. That actually an MP3 player.” Customer holds his tail between his legs. “Oh, I see.”
Have you read Lord of the Flies? In grade ten I told my teacher I read it, but really I rented the movie from my local Blockbuster. So imagine my surprise when he told us we would be watching the movie as a class. Not only did I not read the book, but I had [...]
I’ve recently started going to the bathroom at work so I can pretend to cry. I only pretend to cry because I think pooping is embarrassing. And I don’t like it when people know what I’m doing behind closed doors with my pants around my ankles. On one of my most recent trips to the [...]
Remember this guy? He came back in today. This time there were two things wrong with his computer. The first problem he told me, he had spyware and it caused a lot of popups on his computer, or as he put it, “A fuck load of windows come up ‘n’ shit!” Then his wife entered [...]
