A woman came in this morning, horribly flustered and not thinking clearly. She talked a lot and rarely let me get a word in, so I let her ramble on for a while. What I was able to take away from the conversation were the following points,
-Shes bogan
-Shes downloaded spyware/malware and probably viruses
-In her own words, her “computer got heaps hacked”

As she left she remarked how she would like to call the police and report the people hacking her PC. I couldn’t help myself, “Yes, you’d better do that as soon as you get home, someone has to stop these assholes!”

Her reply, “I would call the Police  but I downloaded heaps of music illegally so I’d get in heaps of trouble.”