I was talking to someone at a support centre today, I deal with this company quite a bit so they have my information on file, yet every time I call they make sure to verify my details are correct.

Today the girl said, “And can I just verify your phone number is 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8?”

There was a moment of silence, then I realised she wasn’t paying attention and I broke the silence.

“I’m pretty sure that isn’t ANYONES phone number.”

I heard the distinct sound of her forehead planting into her palm, then I gave her my phone number.