Bogan, defn. A fascinating beast. The majority of the species are hideously repugnant and unintelligent, and yet they manage to breed in ever-increasing numbers and populate an area known as the outer west.

You always get a good enough warning when a Bogan is about to enter the shop because their teeth enter about two minutes before them.  Today, I helped this guy…

…but his wife did most of the talking. One day scientists will create a formula to showing correlation between the length of a bogans mullet and how dumb they sound when they talk.

When I asked what was wrong with this guys laptop, his wife replied, in normal everyday vernacular,

“Sometimes the internet fucks up.”

This seems like a reasonable fault description for a bogan.  She then explained that, “She don’t know much about computers and shit.”

So I compiled this list of things she probably also doesn’t know about.

1) Proper English

2) Personal Hygene

3) The dangers of inbreeding

4) Her real Dad’s name