Remember this guy?

He came back in today. This time there were two things wrong with his computer. The first problem he told me, he had spyware and it caused a lot of popups on his computer, or as he put it,

“A fuck load of windows come up ‘n’ shit!”

Then his wife entered the scene. And she told me there was something else going wrong with the computer. The DVD drive was making a lot of noise. Or as she put it,

“I put a disc in and it made a fuckin’ unreal noise ‘n’ stuff!”

I had a quick look at the DVD drive while they were still there and came to the conclusion that the drive was making excessive noise because the disc wasn’t balanced properly and sometimes this happens. When I tried to explain this too them, they didn’t understand. So I put it in terms they might understand. I turned to the bogan man and said,

“It’s like when your washing machine has an off balanced load, it starts to shake a lot but it eventually sorts itself out.”

He didn’t understand, so I turned to the woman to see if she understood my explanation. Then I realised…

…they are bogans and probably don’t own a working washing machine.